Today is Eppie’s birthday — the Big Five she is! Before we get to the cake, a word about the present.
Naturally, when there are chickens at Eppie’s house and chickens at Oma’s house and Eppie is celebrating an important birthday, she surely needs another chicken for a present 😊 This one let’s call Silkie Boy – the bad hair day making it a silkie and the red things resembling the wattle that only the (male) roosters have. Seeing as there are no roosters at Oma’s house (none, zero) and the ones at Eppie’s house were recently “processed,” this fellow just might find a special place in her heart. You never know.
Six days pre-birthday, i.e. this past Saturday, at the War Memorial Park in Martinsburg, West Virginia, I asked her (after she opened the chicken present) what kind of cake she would be having on her special day. She and Rise and Lincoln and Julia would be on their annual family vacation with Julia’s family this week, and I knew that somebody would surely be making her a cake.
Eppie was swinging on the swings as she answered matter-of-factly, “Kiwi.”
“Kiwi?” I was sure I wasn’t hearing her right, what with the squeaking of the swing as it swung back and forth. (I almost wrote swang, so baffled am I even now, even thinking about kiwi and cake as having any connection at all with each other!)
“Kiwi,” she repeated.
“Kiwi,” I repeated. Kiwi cake? Wait, kiwi? First, when I was five, I’m sure I didn’t even know what a kiwi was. Second, how does it come about that a child wants a kiwi cake? But okay, why not. It’s a new world. Onward we go.
Today, on her very special day, she is looking particularly angelic… (Thank you Nancy/Nana for the lovely photo!)
And she is getting ready to eat her… (you knew this was for real)… kiwi cake! True confession here: When Eppie said kiwi cake, I imagined a light green batter flecked with small seeds perhaps (kiwi seeds of course). I did not imagine this awesome, surely delicious layer cake Kelley made with sliced kiwis (the fruit) between the layers and a super impressive image on top of a kiwi (the bird) done with frosting. See the additional slices of kiwi for decoration – and is that a chocolate-dipped kiwi slice besides??!! That’s a kiwi cake if ever there was a kiwi cake! (Eppie darling, you are very much loved!)
And sure, I knew kiwis were birds, native of New Zealand they are, smallest of the rattites (whatever that means), coincidentally the size of a chicken…. Sure, uh, everyone knows that…
So I, in my not-functioning-well-in-this-heat-wave brain, somehow had thought that Eppie would be here tonight, which of course she isn’t. But in that delusion I had – not yet having any clue as to the monumentally incredible kiwi cake that was to come, not having any clue what a kiwi cake even is – decided to make for her a simple ice cream cake with two of her favorite flavors. And this, despite the clear inferiority of my offering, I share with you for two reasons.
- I meant well.
- It’s super easy and anyone can do it (whereas your average Joe might be oh-so-slightly intimidated when it comes to monumentally incredible kiwi cakes, hats off to you, Kelley!).
This is Not a Recipe for Ice Cream Cake. It’s only kind of a recipe. It’s more like assembly instructions.
Start by taking out the ice cream from the freezer. It spreads better if it’s a little soft. This part of the instruction presumes you do not get distracted with an unexpected phone call, a natural disaster, or by reading or having to reread Mona’s hilarious/gross blog post about Cystifus (click at your own risk). Meaning the ice cream should sit out about 15 minutes (give or take, depending on how cool/warm it is in your kitchen at the time).
The crust is made with thin, crispy, dark, crushed-up chocolate wafers. I use Nabisco. I crush the whole package (9oz/255g). You should use the quantity that best suits that size of pan / amount of ice cream you are going to use.
Crush these up fine, either in a food processor or with a rolling pin. If you choose the rolling pin (quieter and less clean up, plus muscle-building) method, put the cookie wafers in a gallon zip-lock bag first. Reserve some of these crumbs for later (¾ cup or so) and put the rest in a bowl with ¼ cup sugar and ¼ cup (½ stick/ 55g) soft butter. Mix crumbs, sugar and butter together and press (with your fingers) into a pan of your choice. This time, I used my wonderful squarish springform pan, which happens to be 9”/23cm across. A pie plate works fine. A 9×13 baking dish works fine – your call. How much ice cream do you have? Use your finely honed spatial reasoning skills to determine pan size.
After you press the buttery/sugary crumbs in the pan, gently put flattish scoops of ice cream in the pan. In this photo you also see my reserved crumbs in the small bowl.
I used up the whole container of chocolate for the first layer, gently pressing and flattening as I went. The back of a big, flat spoon works well. Eppie told me she “loves” chocolate, so regardless of chocolate being my own personal favorite, it was a safe bet for this cake. I can’t remember how that came up in the conversation about the kiwi cake, but it did, and I am clear on this fact: Eppie “loves” chocolate.
For your ice cream cake, you pick the kinds of ice cream you like best. For some flavors it might even make sense to use graham crackers instead of the chocolate wafers in the crust (everything else would be and be done the same way).
So, yeah, the whole container – which isn’t as much as you think, certainly not as much as it used to be. They used to put ice cream into containers that held half a gallon. I’m not sure when they started making the containers smaller – and charging the same price, but I was onto that scheme and it made me mad. You have to pick your battles though, right?
So the whole not-half-gallon of chocolate ice cream, smoothed out, looks like this. Don’t be anal about how smooth this is.
On top of the first layer, sprinkle your reserved crumbs.
Right away (time is of the essence here), add the second layer. While still on the swing, Eppie, thankfully for me, named another flavor she “loves” and I stopped right there, didn’t need to hear more because, well, mint chocolate chip works because 1. It pairs with the plain (rich) chocolate well and 2. Because it is right up there with the not-as-good-as-chocolate-but-in-their-own-ways-amazing other flavors that I happily eat (sometimes). How handy is that! Bless you, dear child, for not naming butter pecan or some similar ugh-worthy flavor…
The second layer goes on quicker because you are able to move faster because the ice cream is softer, having been sitting out longer. This is where my mother would say, “Don’t dilly-dally!”
For those of you who associate mint chocolate chip with an ice cream that is not only minty but also green, rest assured this is minty just the same.
Now for decorations. I added some chocolate chips because, remember, Eppie “loves” chocolate, so why not. And because it’s for her birthday, I also added some happy sprinkles. Do note that these are the multi-colored sprinkles, not the chocolate ones. I want credit for that.
Chips and sprinkles are random on top because by now I am really in a hurry to get this thing popped into the freezer. You don’t want the ice cream get to the point of being cold soup – it just won’t freeze back up right.
To serve, I put this on a pretty plate. When the time comes, after we’ve enjoyed our homemade pizza tomorrow, I will light the five candles and burst into song as I emerge from the kitchen with my simple masterpiece in hand – hardly a kiwi cake, I know! (I am still so in awe of that!) Nonetheless I have not only made something that is 1. surely yummy (chocolate + mint chocolate chip, yeah, yummy) and 2. likely to be enjoyed (we shall see, but I’m pretty sure), I’ve also shown you how easy it is so you can make one too!
Eppie darling, don’t forget how much Oma loves you! Happy Birthday!
11 thoughts on “Not-Kiwi Ice Cream Cake”
I loved this!
I can picture you sitting there in your blue chair reading this and smiling — and it makes me very happy!
Five!?!? How can that be?!
Five… is hardly believable! I know! How does time go so fast??
Oh, Patricia. What a charming account of Eppie’s pre-birthday celebration at the park in Martinsburg, VA, the kiwi cake “masterpiece,” and your scrumptious “Not-kiwi Ice Cream Cake,” which Eppie and family will surely consume with delight and appreciation!
Thank you, Nancy. Eppie has learned kindness and graciousness in her first five fun years. Even after having the amazing, unbeatable kiwi cake, she :)said (while eating the ice cream cake), “I don’t like it. I love it.” 🙂
How wonderful! Wouldn’t you just love to be five again and have someone make you an ice cream cake or a kiwi cake? She is precious! Now, I’m ready to party and I want ice cream cake! And btw, thanks so much for the shout out, my friend! Mona
On my fifth birthday I was wearing a dress uncannily similar to the one Eppie has on in the second photo, and I was helping my mother in the kitchen — moving the cheese she was cutting into cubes away from where she was cutting it, only I was too fast (go figure) at one point and didn’t wait till she was finished with the cutting part, and suddenly there was blood and a mess and some serious crying… all of which makes me all the more grateful for Eppie’s delightful fifth birthday!
A well-deserved (and fun to incorporate) shout-out it was too!
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Kiwi cake! That’s amazing. Why have we not thought of this before. I love the way kids’ brains work.
VERY curious how Kelley accomplished that one, and what it tasted like!
However, a simple ice cream cake is its own kind of happy place. Looks like Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip… ❤
I found out afterwards that what started the whole kiwi-cake thing is a stuffed-animal kiwi bird that Eppie particularly likes. (I had bears and dolls when I was a kid! Definitely not a kiwi bird!) Julia said the cake itself was very simple, but that there was a layer of sliced kiwis between the two layers of cake and then Kelley (called “an artist” by Julia) decorated the top to include the bird and more fruit. Brilliant I’d say! How PERFECTLY happy Eppie must have been when she saw the result.
yes, Breyer’s 🙂
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She really did a lovely job decorating it.
Maybe… a kiwi upside down cake would be good. It’d have to be less sweet than a pineapple upside down cake, though